For posterity's sake

Before I forget this comic gold from circa March 2008....

A friend asked me to suggest something to write on a cake for someone who was going away to Korea for the Bethel renovation:

"Korea:  The land where hot dogs are sometimes actually hot dogs"

"Korea:  Hope you don't get beheaded" (Ed: apparently around this time someone went to Korea and got beheaded)

"Two words:  KIMCHI CAKE"

"Have fun in the Republic of Korea, also known as South Korea, the East Asian country occupying the southern half of the Korean Peninsula, bordered by North Korea to the north, with which it was united until 1945.  To the west, across the Yellow Sea, lies China and to the southeast, across the Korea Strait, lies Japan.  P.S. I stole this from Wikipedia."

"Korea: Land of corruption... AND WE LOVE IT"

"Have fun in Korea where nerds out number cool people by a ratio of 100:0"

"Best thing to come out of Korea:  KIMCHI CAKE"

"Too bad you didn't get a cool assignment"

"Two words:  HYUNDAI PONY!!!!!"

"Korea:  Where we don't just make computers, we also make spare parts for computers" (Ed: This was my suggested choice)

"Now you can have a cool Asian hairstyle ABSOLUTELY GUILT-FREE"
or "Now your loser hairstyle will finally be cool"

"And once again Korea is bailed out by help from white people"

"Korea:  Where you as a white man will be worshipped as a god"